A doctor visits a patient lying in a hospital ward. ‘I’m sorry,’ says the doctor, ‘but I have good news and bad news.’
‘Don’t hold back,’ says the man. ‘Tell me the bad news.’
The doctor replies, ‘Your illness was worse than we thought. We had to amputate both your legs.’
The man asks,‘So what’s the good news?’
The doctor replies, ‘The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers.’
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