A horse goes into a bar and sits at the bar. At this the barman looks quite bemused but goes over and asks "what'll it be?" to which the horse replies "a pint of beer please" and gives the barman £10.
The barman goes back to the bar pulls the pint and thinking the horse probably wont be that smart goes back to the horse and £1 in change, he gives the horse the pint and the £1 change to which the horse thanks him.
After a while the barman's curiosity gets the better of him and says to the horse "we don't get many horses in here" to which the horse looks up from his paper and says "At £9 a pint I'm not surprised!!"
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