What do you do when you seen a big lion?
Hope he doesn't see you.
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
Ah, meals on wheels.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Nice gnawing you.
Where should a dressmaker build her house?
On the outskirts.
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
Because they would quack up.
Why did the robber have a bath?
Because he wanted a clean getaway.
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