A friend of mine was in a far-off land. Before she left her mum made me promise to send her an email every week. I rarely had anything interesting to say so I sent her a joke instead:
24 July 2012
Fire precautions
A man from the fire brigade was conducting a health and safety course at an old people's home. He asked one old lady, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" The old lady answered, "Really big ones."
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