28 August 2012

Jungle football

One day in the jungle there was a football match between the elephants and the insects. By half-time the elephants were winning 39-0.
For the second half a centipede came on as a substitute for the insects - he was a brilliant player. By the end of the match the score was 46-39 to the insects.
As they were leaving the field the captain of the elephants said,
'What puzzles me is, why didn't you play that centipede in the first half?' 'We would have', said the captain of the insects.
"The only trouble is, it takes him an hour to get his boots on...'

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