Sign

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the corner they heard screeching tyres and a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergyman to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says, 'Collapsed Bridge' instead?"