25 December 2012

Cracker jokes

What did one pig say to the other pig?
Will you be my pen pal.

What do you call a dog with a bunch of daisies on its head?
A collie-flower

What did baby corn say to mummy corn?
Where's popcorn?

What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A Brussel scout

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A moo-sician

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