Two cannibals are sitting talking, the first cannibal says, " I can't seem to get a tender missionary any more. I've tried stewing them, baking, boiling, roasting even tried putting them on the barbecue but I'm not having any luck I don't know what I am doing wrong" The second cannibal asks where he is getting the missionaries from. "That big house in the woods" he replies "you know the sort I mean they dress in brown and have got bald circles on their heads".
"Ah" says the second cannibal "That's because they are friars!"
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